oh yeah.

my heart is shattered like a candy bar lying at the bottom of a suitcase filled with gold bullions. or something like that.

that's why I'm doing my:

I Heart Stuff and Other Blahs Shattered Into Feces Edition

Uno

You well know who you are. You know yourself too well you have evolved into a heart-monster, eating out poor, unsuspecting hearts of young men like me. Well if you are gonna decide to take me back, well, dawg, whatever.
I know ya gave a bit of yourself to me for some time and imma give ya four shining stars for that but man, when its over, it's fuckin over.

Dos

Deep-breathing helps

Tres

Subliminal cursing works too.

Quatro

I heart people from my office. They aren't the people I thought they were after all.

Cinco

I love my Grandma so much. She's in the hospital now, recovering from her knee surgery. Hope she gets to read my blog in the future.

Seis

I heart water. Im consuming 6 liters of water a day now! no more caffeine or anything carbonated and trust me, water works, it will make you pee a lot. what?!! well at least it washes away my sins temporarily.

Siete

I heart nurses. After visiting my granny at the hospital last weekend, i witnessed how these people work their ass off with whiny patients like my lola. Although they had accents, still, they did well. I think imma marry a nurse someday (Haha my first gf is a nurse!)

Otso

Number 8 should always be Kris Aquino cuz its her favorite number. I love Kris so much I dont care a bit if she's still infected with STD or crabs or whatever. She's a nice, smart woman - i'm gonna vote for her if she runs for the senate. Haha whatever.

Nueve

I will soon be moving to a new place. Im sooo excited! Yeh!

Diez

I would like to commend MYSELF for dealing with this relationship-merry-go-round-shit diplomatically. Gee, i used to wage war with myself before whenever i'm stucked in shit. Thirty snaps for myself y'all!



That would be all for now, got to get back to work.